I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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