Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
