that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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