With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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