There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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