Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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