there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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