and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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