Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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