i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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