Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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