We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
