I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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