That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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