so explain again why im purple
no
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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