chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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