# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he shaved USA in his pubs
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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