Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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