what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We got so high we made milksteak
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
