How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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