The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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