Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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