her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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