Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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