i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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