in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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