its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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