You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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