I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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