and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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