have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
