She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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