i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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