the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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