my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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