seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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