erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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