it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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