The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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