So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
That accounts for only three of the penises
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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