I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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