I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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