Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Randomize