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Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
NoShamevember. You game?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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