Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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