Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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