Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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