she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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