Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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