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(919): View more from North Carolina

Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate

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(310): View more from California

He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday

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(571): View more from Virginia

you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.

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(231): View more from Michigan

was I really that bad?

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you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.

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(406): View more from Montana

Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied

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(914): View more from New York

The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!

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