All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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