Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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